:: GB Crew & Friends ::

:: Friday, July 12, 2002 ::

Screw you, Busby!
:: BennyBot 7/12/2002 01:02:00 PM [+] ::
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CRAPCRAPCRAP! You shouldn't have such an inconvenient birthdate, Cheater! Make sure you have that party thing idea though later? And of all the things to miss, it HAD to be cake. Well, perhaps I'll do something for my birthday (coming soon!! the 30th!!) if I'm even here. It'll probably be a little earlier such than Montebruno can come. Vote Fringe!!!! Happy Levonpendence day, everyone--especially Levon!
:: BennyBot 7/11/2002 11:09:00 PM [+] ::
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BLAST those cursed integers!
:: BennyBot 7/11/2002 10:22:00 AM [+] ::
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Well, as I write this, I guess you're officially no longer a punk teenager, Leroy. You are now fully responsible for your actions, no matter how retarded they may be. 18 is only for the law, and 13 is only for Jews. So I've already been a responsibly retarded for 19.9 - 13 years...whatever that is, I AM retarded. I don't know where I'm going with this, I'm tired, so happy birthday. I don't think I'll be avaliable for Levonpendence day festivities, Leon, sorry. On the off chance I can pop by, I guess I can call May! Phew!! Hopefully I will be avaliable for that whole party deal--good idea May! It looks like you're the only thing holding this guy's life together!!!! And you're wrong, you're at least somewhat organised, and that's much better than not very organised.

I haven't been around because my computer was unplugged because I had water in the basement, the basement where I live. The carpets were finally cleaned today, so I plugged it back in. My feet are wet, though. Also, things have been extremely hectic. Many posts! Hooray for everyone! My life partner, Montebruno (remember him? he's real funny-looking and wears glasses) is done his show, and should be back in town this weekend. So if you see an offensive-looking character in the street, say hi for me!

Tom! You should work for STREET CENTS!!! Way to think of something to do! Of course it would never work for me, because I carry negative attraction, or detraction (distraction?...). So I attract negative eight (-8) of the human females, the cologne would then boost me up to negative three (-3), then I need something to take care of them, at which point I may be able to attract those with both visual and auditory disfunctions. Either that, or just really, REALLY drunk! But then, that would detract ME, so that's no help. Check my math for me, Al. You think a tie would help?

VOTE FRINGE!!!


:: BennyBot 7/11/2002 01:17:00 AM [+] ::
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It's about time someone spoke up about that! It looks like you need your own cell phone, Leroy. Of course, that could be exactly what you don't want--you wouldn't be able to hide...ever. EVER. Unless you turn the thing off I guess. You're a popular son of a bitch!
:: BennyBot 7/07/2002 08:06:00 PM [+] ::
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