:: GB Crew & Friends ::

:: Saturday, July 06, 2002 ::

Did you say Sexians? I've always wanted to go to their home planet, Sexia, I believe.

Anyone want to "Get together downtown" tomorrow (sunday)? There will be more fireworks!
:: BennyBot 7/06/2002 02:36:00 PM [+] ::
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AHAHAaha I got this from Ryan, and I noticed he added me to his msn messenger list. How the hell do you like that? And he's not a jerk after all!

Hey,
I got your letter, along with my license and bank card in the mail today. Thank you so very much for returning it to me. I was about to call MPI today to cancel my license! I'm absolutely amazed that I actually got it back. Most people in this city would just sell it or keep it or something like that. I guess Winnipeg does have honest citizens. It's just my learner's license as you noticed, but I can go for my full license anytime I'd like now. I luckily don't have to go through that graduated licensing process. I just made it infact. I have no clue how my license smelled like smoke, as I keep my cigarettes in my back pocket, and my license in my front pockets. I like smoking. I know it's a bad habit, but what isn't bad for you these days? I had a great Canada Day. I mainly enjoyed the BTO concert, and the fireworks. There was way too many people there though. I'm glad it didn't rain all day either! Anyway, thanks again very much for returning my license. Hopefully it'll never be lost again.
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RS.

:: BennyBot 7/04/2002 06:03:00 PM [+] ::
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Was that true? I thought it was bullshit. It sounds like bullshit. Does anyone know who was actually there? He did a lot of annying things that made it harder to learn, then he would blame those things on me, even though he told me to do them.

Neal, Ryan is Ryan Colonoscopy or something that sounds like colonoscopy...we found his license in the parking lot on Canada Day, and that was the letter I wrote to him, with his license enclosed. I hope at least his parents see the letter and ground him for smoking or something. Just because it would be funny and he would be really pissed off at me. The original letter had a lot more cursing in it, and sounded really angry, so I took some of them out. Ah well, at least I'm not a jerk.
I like how the whole town already knows how much Fro spent on his boots.
:: BennyBot 7/04/2002 01:01:00 PM [+] ::
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Ryan,

My friends and I found your license in the parking lot after Canada Day. You have a good Canada Day? I would have just called you, but your number is unlisted. Why the hell is your number unlisted? You should list it incase you loose your license again. We were trying to decide what to do with it—one of my friends suggested we give it to someone who looks like you who isn’t 18 yet, you know, as a fake id, but then we read your license and noticed you weren’t 18. So I guess you have to go through that whole crappy new learning system they have? Or no? I hope not, that thing sucks. The best advice I ever got when learning to drive was “don’t kill grandpa”. That means don’t creep past the sidewalk. It’s a bitch and you loose points for it. My instructor always went “argh, you killed grandpa”. That guy was a jackass, but he meant well. But I guess you don’t care, so I shouldn’t waste my time writing this. Just be happy you got the thing back. We thought we should stalk you for a few days to make sure you were worthy, before giving it back. But I decided that would be boring. So the people at the driving place, whatever it’s called, said just to mail it to you. So here you go—aren’t you happy some reliable and responsible citizens found the thing for you? I noticed you had a debit card in there or something, so that’s important too, I guess. Don’t worry, we didn’t go on a spree. A couple of pieces of advice: quit smoking, seriously, your license reeked, man. I could smell it as soon as I opened it, I shit you not. My brother took the Zyban stuff, and then he went on it again after he started smoking again, so hopefully he won’t need it more than 3 or 4 times. Actually, he’s been off it for a while now and he’s doing alright. Also, sign your donor card. Although people won’t want your organs if they’re all black, and we don’t want them going to waste, so again with the smoking. But I don’t want to tell you how to run your life.

Stay in school,
benjistyle@hotmail.com

PS. I hope you’re not French, or Austrian or anything, because then I’m really writing this for nothing. Unless you speak both, I don’t know you or anything. Sorry about the rant, I have nothing to do today. Have a good one.

:: BennyBot 7/02/2002 04:51:00 PM [+] ::
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everyone enjoy the NEW LOOK!! but for some raisin I can't get the names to show.....
:: BennyBot 7/02/2002 01:51:00 PM [+] ::
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That's what I was thinking--if he's not the kind of guy who would return a licence, then he shouldn't get his!
:: BennyBot 7/02/2002 12:23:00 PM [+] ::
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Tom--Again! The CD you bought...but do you mind if I sample it?? :-)

Levon--I'm sorry we didn't get back in touch later. Tom and I went to see Mr. Deeds to kill some time, and after that the phone was dead, so it sucks that we didn't get to meet up. It just isn't a Canada Day without Levon! And I don't mean that in a patronising way. I hope you had a good day anyway.

Fro--Thanks for being such a class act! We wuv u!

By the way, Ryan Sokoloski lives in St. Boniface, near Davide's dad's house. He could be french. We shoud follow him around for a few days, or we could do stuff to really freak him out...He also has some wierd card that could be a debit card...no code--aw well. Night all.
:: BennyBot 7/02/2002 01:52:00 AM [+] ::
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Yeah, well, I had my own beach to sit in, so there. :-P

So more important matters: Tomorrow (what/when/where/who)
:: BennyBot 6/30/2002 04:51:00 PM [+] ::
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